Fuel Efficiency Fan Gifts

'Yes, but it gets such great gas mileage.'

Underwater on the Car

My Dad's SUV guzzles less gas than your dad's SUV!'

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

GAS CRUNCH

Never admit that you locked your keys in your Smart car.

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

Please don't run out of gas...

'It's the best anti-theft device I ever had.'

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Saving on Gas

Car sales.

Gas prices

"If I drive in the direction of the sun, would I go faster?"

"Wouldn't you have something cheaper for me?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Fetching some fuel.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

There's no real oil emergency...

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

Music to their ears.

"Woo-hoo!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

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