Fuel Fan Gifts

Fetching some fuel.

"I have two pump apps - one for shoes and one for gas."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Car on bike.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Please don't run out of gas...