Fuel Economy Fan Gifts

Auto leasing

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Gas station with a sign saying "Free credit report with full tank of gas"

'High gas prices are threatening your re-election.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Fuel.

'I only drink and drive to forget how much it costs to fill the tank!'

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

Skyrocket gas Prices

'Don't cry! You'll have it back when daddy comes home from work.'

I haul my own vacation supply... Before the price skyrockets again!

Small SUV loan.

There's no real oil emergency...

'I guess these high gas prices aren't for everybody.'

Looks like high prices may be here to stay.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

Antique Gas Price Sign.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Fetching some fuel.

Smart Arse Meter

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

Music to their ears.

"Woo-hoo!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Short Memories