Fuel Economy Fan Mugs

Auto leasing

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Gas station with a sign saying "Free credit report with full tank of gas"

'High gas prices are threatening your re-election.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Fuel.

'I only drink and drive to forget how much it costs to fill the tank!'

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

Skyrocket gas Prices

'Don't cry! You'll have it back when daddy comes home from work.'

I haul my own vacation supply... Before the price skyrockets again!

Small SUV loan.

There's no real oil emergency...

'I guess these high gas prices aren't for everybody.'

Looks like high prices may be here to stay.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

Antique Gas Price Sign.

Buy American. * Gas not included.

Prison Ships

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Fetching some fuel.

Underwater on the Car

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Smart Arse Meter

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

Music to their ears.

"Woo-hoo!"