Fuel Economy Fans Gifts

SUV has a drinking problem.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Green technology?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Fetching some fuel.

Underwater on the Car

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Music to their ears.

There's no real oil emergency...

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Prison Ships

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'This used to take hours.'

Car on bike.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."