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SUV has a drinking problem.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Green technology?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Fetching some fuel.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Woo-hoo!"

Music to their ears.

I think I can...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'This used to take hours.'

Car on bike.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Please don't run out of gas...