Fuel-savings Fan Gifts

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Underwater on the Car

Fetching some fuel.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'It's a hybrid.'

Music to their ears.

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Prison Ships

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

Car on bike.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"Have you tried using one of these?"

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"