Fuel Saving Gifts

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Gas prices.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Sports futility vehicles

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'