Gas Saver Gifts

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A gap between the solar panels

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'It's a hybrid.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."