Gas Saver Fan Gifts

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Fetching some fuel.

Underwater on the Car

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'It's a hybrid.'

Music to their ears.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

There's no real oil emergency...

Screensaver says project compiling.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'