Screen Saver Fan Gifts

Screensaver says project compiling.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Desert Dermatologist

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Screen Addict

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'