Mobile Device Fan Gifts

Push Notifications

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Remote Toaster

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Needs salt.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

"He sent his first text today."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'Nice extension.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

'He loved his mobile!'

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"