Mobile Device Fan Pillows

Push Notifications

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Tarzan mobile phone

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Remote Toaster

'Needs salt.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"He sent his first text today."

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

'Nice extension.'

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

'He loved his mobile!'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"Mom, can you come get me?"