Mobile Gadget Fan Pillows

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Addiction to mobile.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Tarzan mobile phone

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Remote Toaster

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"He sent his first text today."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

'He loved his mobile!'

'Nice extension.'