Phone Fan Pillows

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Addiction to mobile.

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Watson, did I just hear you mutter, 'If this were ninety-five years from now, this could've been an email?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'I'll talk louder...' (speech bubble smothering other people in the cartoon).

Please ensure your cell phones are turned off.

'This was one of the first phones that let you do more than make calls. Alas, there wasn't much demand for a phone that doubled as a blender.'

"They sure make phones bigger and heavier these days. I dropped it and it went straight through the sidewalk."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"He sent his first text today."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'Nice extension.'

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'