Phone Booth Fan Pillows

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

You are what you collect.

Passport Photos

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"He sent his first text today."

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

'He loved his mobile!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."