Phone Fixer Fan Pillows

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Addiction to mobile.

Bravo!

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

'... But, I don't want to see the potential. I want to see the dream house you promised me.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"