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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Addiction to mobile.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Bravo!

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

'... But, I don't want to see the potential. I want to see the dream house you promised me.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"He sent his first text today."