Smartphone Fan Pillows

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Colour is only seen on mobiles.

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

"Sounds thrilling, tell IT to call me."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Cell Theft

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Remote Toaster

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"He sent his first text today."

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

'He loved his mobile!'

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

'Nice extension.'