Smartphone Fan Gifts

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

I have an iPhone and a MePhone. I'm not good with grammer, so I don't know I'm supposed to use each one.

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Colour is only seen on mobiles.

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

"Talk about irony! My husband was checking out Google Maps on his smartphone and walked into a telephone pole!

"Sounds thrilling, tell IT to call me."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Cell Theft

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Remote Toaster

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"He sent his first text today."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

"Mom, can you come get me?"