Phone Fans Gifts

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"He sent his first text today."

'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

'Nice extension.'

'He loved his mobile!'

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!