Mobile Phone Fan Gifts

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'He loved his mobile!'

"He sent his first text today."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Tarzan mobile phone

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Needs salt.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'Nice extension.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."