Classic Phone Fan Gifts

"Phones used to be easier to hear on."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Pinochio's Computer

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Push Notifications

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Nostalgiaville

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."