Classic Phone Fan Gifts

"Phones used to be easier to hear on."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Pinochio's Computer

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Push Notifications

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Nostalgiaville

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."