Vintage Telephone Fan Gifts

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Adult Barbershop

Christmas TV...

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Charles de Gaulle

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."