Vintage Telephone Fan Mugs

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Night Life: L.A.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Charles de Gaulle

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'