Vintage Phone Fans Gifts

"I have to hang up because someone wants to use a phone."

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Night Life: L.A.

John Laurie

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Dead animal toupee.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Hi Fi

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Morecombe and Wise.

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

Happiness is a warm TV.