Vintage Phone Fans Prints

"I have to hang up because someone wants to use a phone."

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Dead animal toupee.

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

Hi Fi

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Happiness is a warm TV.

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

Morecombe and Wise.

Furthest bounced drunk.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Flowerpot man reads newspaper headlines: Welsh version of windows launched.