Vintage Communication Fans Gifts

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Adult Barbershop

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Dauber Micawber'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Vents, real and digital.

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

Ringing horn

The Early Internet

Furthest bounced drunk.

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Uh oh, Kemosabe...We're being spammed!'