Quirky Communication Fans Gifts

Ringing horn

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Sheep In Curlers

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"It's for you."

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

The Early Internet

"Guess what I say today!!"

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Uh oh, Kemosabe...We're being spammed!'

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

"Polly wanna quaker."

'Sorry, I really need to take this.'

Ballot Boxes and Smoke Signals