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Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

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John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Tequila Mocking Bird

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Snow Shaker.

Ringing horn

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

Beware of cool cat.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

Rabbit using the condom machine.

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Scarecrow Goalie

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"You finished yours already?"

Love or Confusion?

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"