Quirky Footwear Fans Gifts

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

Sheep In Curlers

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Crocodile Shoes

'They're pinching my toes!'

Builders fashion range

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Dang clip ons!

"Mobile Tree Home"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Fruit of the Loon"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'