Funky Footwear Fan Gifts

Summer feet.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Crocodile Shoes

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Mischievous Pets

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Shoe Whore

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"