Funky Footwear Fan Gifts

Summer feet.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Crocodile Shoes

Builders fashion range

Mischievous Pets

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dang clip ons!

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"