Quirky Footwear Enthusiast Gifts

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Artists Materials - Augustus Johnnies Artists Sandals

Shoe addict.

Hats and Food

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Crocodile Shoes

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Mischievous Pets

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Hats

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Male and female shoes embracing.

The Man in the Iron Basque!