Quirky Shoe Lovers Gifts

'They're pinching my toes!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Snapshots in Time

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Crocodile Shoes

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Police Box

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"Cool shirt."

Kangaroo Pocket

Nail Gun Manicure

"That's so last summer."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"