Quirky Shoe Lovers Pillows

'They're pinching my toes!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Snapshots in Time

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Crocodile Shoes

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Kangaroo Pocket

"Cool shirt."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Nail Gun Manicure

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

"That's so last summer."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.