Quirky Footwear Lover Gifts

Stork delivering shoes.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'They're pinching my toes!'

Crocodile Shoes

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Whose tie?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Joan Crawford junior

Hats

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"