Quirky Footwear Lover Mugs

Stork delivering shoes.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Crocodile Shoes

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Hats

Joan Crawford junior