Quirky Shoe Enthusiast Mugs

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Hats and Food

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Football Crazy strip six

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Crocodile Shoes