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'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

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Mister Pretty Shoes

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Do you do much walking?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'