Quirky Footwear Aficionado T-Shirts

Hats and Food

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'They're pinching my toes!'

Crocodile Shoes

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Mischievous Pets

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Hats

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Male and female shoes embracing.

Summer feet.