Quirky Footwear Aficionado T-Shirts

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Shoe addict.

Hats and Food

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

Crocodile Shoes

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Mischievous Pets

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Hats

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Male and female shoes embracing.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...