Quirky Attire Aficionado T-Shirts

'My parents always gave me choices.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

One size fits all

"Cool shirt."

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Still in fashion

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Have we got a show for you!"

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Stripes are very unfashionable."