Quirky Footwear Enthusiast Mugs

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Go ahead and smirk, but toe boots are very ergonomic.

Artists Materials - Augustus Johnnies Artists Sandals

Shoe addict.

Hats and Food

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Crocodile Shoes

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Mischievous Pets

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Hats

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

Male and female shoes embracing.

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...