Quirky Shoe Lover Gifts

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I knew my concrete wingtips would come in handy one day."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Crocodile Shoes

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps