Quirky Shoe Lover Gifts

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

"I knew my concrete wingtips would come in handy one day."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Crocodile Shoes

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"Whose tie?"