Quirky Fashion Lovers Gifts

Kangaroo Pocket

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'It's a head pack. I wear it to distract attention away from my fanny.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Got outta jury duty!"