Quirky Outfit Lover Gifts

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

You were right. I never should have bought a suit at Big Ed's Chess, Checker & Clothing Outlet!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Four ballerinas

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."