Funky Fan Gifts

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Pet a Puppy

Edvard Grieg

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

White Sale

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Morel of the story

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

Summer feet.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Way out man!

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

"I suggest you stop sucking on women's toes, at least until I can clear up that athlete's tongue."

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

'Tripped over the cat.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"