Funky Fan Gifts

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Pet a Puppy

Edvard Grieg

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

White Sale

'Not the funky chicken?'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Morel of the story

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

Summer feet.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Way out man!

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

"I suggest you stop sucking on women's toes, at least until I can clear up that athlete's tongue."

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

'Tripped over the cat.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."