Fluffy Fan Gifts

'Tripped over the cat.'

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Pet a Puppy

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Give quiche a chance!

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Antler Buzzers.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"El muy mal perro"

Living with a cataholic.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Poser

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Persian

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"The groomer used too much product."