Fluffy Enthusiast Gifts

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Bad Interview Technique

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Persian

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Sun. Rain.

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"The groomer used too much product."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Planties

'Tripped over the cat.'

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

"I bought this old steering wheel cover from Ralphie for only $3! I bet my dad will think it's cool!"

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'

Horse for Sale

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.

A white rabbit.

"I like dogs that look like you can use them as a mop."