Fluff Enthusiast Gifts

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

You are my sunshine!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Bad Interview Technique

'Shuck me.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

I bake my own bread

Persian

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

Foxy Lady

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

"The groomer used too much product."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'