Fluff Enthusiast Gifts

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.

You are my sunshine!

Bad Interview Technique

'Shuck me.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Persian

I bake my own bread

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

Foxy Lady

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

"The groomer used too much product."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'