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"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Bake off: Flan B

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Floss Street Vendor

Besties Photo

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"They looked smaller on the website."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Ginger was born to dance.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Bread Stall

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.