Fluff Fanatics Gifts

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Bake off: Flan B

Besties Photo

Floss Street Vendor

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Bath tube with human feet.

Ginger was born to dance.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"They looked smaller on the website."

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.